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pedocide
An industrial chemical commonly applied to the lawns of retirement communities to inhibit depredations by other people's grandchildren.
PedoBide
Typically an older gentleman who cannot help but molest young children, the younger the better but any port in the storm will work for these corrupt fucks. Their opening move is to sidle up and sniff their intended victim because they don't accidentally want to molest a midget.
PedoBide by IamTheStorm October 12, 2019
Penocide
We thought Sarah Palin just gave bad interviews, but her ghost writer committed penocide on an adoring fan base.
Penocide by Jacky Ninny December 4, 2009
pedicide
pedicide by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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