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pedocreep 

Noun: a person,usually older than 18 but not always, who likes someone younger, usually younger than 18 but not always.

Verb: the act of creeping on someone younger

Not the same as a pedophile, in most cases their is a small age gap between the pedocreeper and the pedocreepee
Noun
Girl A: Isn't your sister 19 and her boyfriend 17?
Girl B: Yeah, she's such a pedocreep.

Verb
Boy A: Are you going home for spring break?
Boy B: Yeah, and the high school is the same as ours. I'm about to pedocreep hardcore.
pedocreep by nainaisixtwosix March 16, 2010

peepcreep 

The Act or Sensation of Muppet Necking while butt fucking a dummy thicc horse.
Nobody:

Me: Peepcreep *in thanos voice*
peepcreep by Hellen Keller April 10, 2019

Pedotree 

A pedo in a tree waiting for a child to approach him. Mostly comes out when you chant Pedo Tree, pedo tree are you there?
Children: Pedo tree, pedo tree are you there?
Pedotree: Im here!!!!!!!!
Pedotree by Pascal 4 life July 1, 2015

pedogree 

A document legally showing that one is a pedophile.
Or, the state of being a registered pedophile/child molester.
Haha man, told you not to fuck that kid. Now you've got a pedogree!
pedogree by Andrea Grudis January 3, 2008

pedotreephilia 

When a person strangely fantasizes to like younger trees that are about months years old
When a woman gets turned on by a sapling in Minecraft and tries to flirt with them. That’s a pedotreephilia
pedotreephilia by Something3000 June 15, 2021

Pedopeep 

n. An individual of either gender that suffers from an extreme sexual attraction to infantile newborn chickens or "peeps".
J: "What's that shotgun for?"
T: "Chasing off all the pedopeeps from the chicken coop."
Pedopeep by TheShiz123 April 13, 2011

Peepcreeppornaphial 

The act by an unknown subject of watching porn through another person's window
Tom was caught being a Peepcreeppornaphial
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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