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A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.
it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection
Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right
pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

pedocock 

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...
I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.
pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018
A chat app where grown-up adults groom their young zoomer victims.

Also used by neets with lo life and who are afraid of ever touching grass.

Also known as "Discord."
Yes, I met John, I mean, Luna on Pedocord, and she wants me to help her figure out some vital stuff.
Pedocord by turbochad3000 June 14, 2022

Pedopope 

The new definition of pedophilia behavior as shown by the Catholic churches own Pope. A new spin on Pedobear, used in reference to the Catholic church. Often used on Internet BBS's and forums in a humorous and inflammatory way.
HEADLINE: The Pope is heading to malta, sex abuse victims await his arrival.

That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.
Pedopope by grimouire April 18, 2010
Pop music that is sung by little girls with high pitched voices, or by people who are able to imitate the sound well. A lot of the most popular pedopop is Japanese, so it is very popular with weeaboos. Pedopop is very cutesy and upbeat, so it may annoy people who do not get a boner at the sound of a 4 year old girl's voice.
It is inconceivable that any normal person could enjoy this stupid pedopop.
Pedopop by Michael the 1337 April 13, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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