Pedocrat 

A pedophile that has been brainwashed by progressive liberal propaganda, rendering their thought processes incoherent and void of anything except for socialism and pedophile intentions.

"Dang, Matt! Did you see Creepy Joe try to make a move on that girl? What a pedocrat!"

Pedocrat by Josh J. Hsoj December 23, 2019

Pedocrat 

Politicians, typically left-leaning Democrats, who are so devoid of core values and morality that they don’t have any reservations about acting on their pedophilic proclivities.

Did you hear? The Lincoln Project is made up of all pedocrats just like Anthony Weiner!

Pedocrat by Phaedrus331 February 18, 2021

pedocracy

A society of Pedophiles

Hillary Clinton and Hussain Obama want to turn America into a Pedocracy.

pedocracy by DracoSlayer July 10, 2018

Pedocrab 

A person that kind of reminds you of a pedophile crab. Always snipping around. just having one slice of pizza etc.

Man that pedocrab can't kick it through the big sticks from 40 meters out. There is no way!!

Pedocrab by BCOMM August 13, 2021

Pedocat 

A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.

OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!

Pedocat by ShoTown October 25, 2004

Pedocartaphobia 

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.

Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.

Pedocartaphobia by tishaface March 29, 2009

pedocation 

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"

Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"

pedocation by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019