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Pedocrat 

A pedophile that has been brainwashed by progressive liberal propaganda, rendering their thought processes incoherent and void of anything except for socialism and pedophile intentions.
"Dang, Matt! Did you see Creepy Joe try to make a move on that girl? What a pedocrat!"
Pedocrat by Josh J. Hsoj December 23, 2019
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Pedocrat 

Politicians, typically left-leaning Democrats, who are so devoid of core values and morality that they don’t have any reservations about acting on their pedophilic proclivities.
Did you hear? The Lincoln Project is made up of all pedocrats just like Anthony Weiner!
Pedocrat by Phaedrus331 February 18, 2021
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Hillary Clinton and Hussain Obama want to turn America into a Pedocracy.
pedocracy by DracoSlayer July 10, 2018

Pedocrab 

A person that kind of reminds you of a pedophile crab. Always snipping around. just having one slice of pizza etc.
Man that pedocrab can't kick it through the big sticks from 40 meters out. There is no way!!
Pedocrab by BCOMM August 13, 2021
A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.
OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!
Pedocat by ShoTown October 25, 2004

Pedocartaphobia 

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.
Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.
Pedocartaphobia by tishaface March 29, 2009

pedocation 

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"
Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"
pedocation by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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