foot tapper

This is what closeted gay GOP officials who try to get balls deep with strange men in public airport restrooms are called. They also like tea-bagging, felching, and playing feed the elephant. They are hypocritical sick lying scumbags.
Senator Larry Craig is a foot tapper. Many other republican foot tappers have not been caught YET.
by running out of patience April 26, 2009
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hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."
"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.
by running out of patience February 16, 2008
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tweakers

People who are paranoid, delusional, uneducated, and covered with oozing chemical scabs and ulcers due to the acute abuse of methamphetamine. They eventually eat scabs from one another that contain the meth that their body can't dispose of, just to catch a cheap thrill. MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM!!!
I called the DEA the other day on those tweakers down the street.
by running out of patience December 14, 2007
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Walmart

A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.
"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.
by Running out of patience February 04, 2007
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explore her fathoms

Really sticking the wiener in deeply with a young virgin, who hasn't had her depths explored before.
Man! I want to explore her fathoms!!
by Running out of patience December 14, 2007
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bonbon syndrome

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.
God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.
by Running out of patience January 23, 2007
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fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."
by Running out of patience March 07, 2008
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