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pedocrush 

When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.
"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"

"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
pedocrush by Flue December 16, 2007

Pedocrush 

When someone finds someone a few years younger than themself, usually only 3-5 years however it can be a larger age gap.
Amy: My pedocrush Chris is so adorable
Sarah: that's so innapropriate - he's only 13
Amy: it's fine, he's going to be hot when he's older
Pedocrush by Pedocrusher123 October 18, 2012
To have a crush on a Podcaster.
"I downloaded all of the back episodes of Dawn and Drew and realized.. I have a total podcrush on them."
podcrush by Wendy Starr July 14, 2005

Percrushing

When a percussion section member has a crush on another percussion member.
Amy: Tommy always holds my hand when he corrects my drumming during band and then he waves to me everyday.
Jane: He's totally percrushing on you!
Percrushing by Spongebobgal April 4, 2011

Pedocruising 

Cruising Myspace or any other social networking site to find potential jailbait for ogling.
Steve is a weirdo, that guy is always pedocruising myspace on his lunch break.
Pedocruising by Matthew Taclof April 3, 2008
When you have a crush on someone you work with professionally.
She has such a procrush on James Ogilvy.
procrush by Jessica Coghan April 25, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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