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PedoCATOR 

An academic teacher/educator who prays on their young students.
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the two words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

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PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025

PedoCATOR 

An academic teacher/educator who sexually prays on their young students.
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025
Related Words
A chat app where grown-up adults groom their young zoomer victims.

Also used by neets with lo life and who are afraid of ever touching grass.

Also known as "Discord."
Yes, I met John, I mean, Luna on Pedocord, and she wants me to help her figure out some vital stuff.
Pedocord by turbochad3000 June 14, 2022
A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.
OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!
Pedocat by ShoTown October 25, 2004

PedoDater 

A pedodater is a person who willingly dates a pedophile. Pedodaters are often desperate or are somewhat messed up.
Ben: So Sean, I heard you made out with someone in the park.
Sean: Yeah, a 34 year old person
Ben: But... you're 17
Sean: So?
Ben: Dude, you're a pedodater
PedoDater by Voraka June 13, 2009

Self-Pedobator 

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.
John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.
Self-Pedobator by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021
Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.
My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.
pedolator by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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