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PedoCATOR 

An academic teacher/educator who sexually prays on their young students.
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

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PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025

PedoCATOR 

An academic teacher/educator who prays on their young students.
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the two words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025
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A chat app where grown-up adults groom their young zoomer victims.

Also used by neets with lo life and who are afraid of ever touching grass.

Also known as "Discord."
Yes, I met John, I mean, Luna on Pedocord, and she wants me to help her figure out some vital stuff.
Pedocord by turbochad3000 June 14, 2022
A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.
OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!
Pedocat by ShoTown October 25, 2004

PedoDater 

A pedodater is a person who willingly dates a pedophile. Pedodaters are often desperate or are somewhat messed up.
Ben: So Sean, I heard you made out with someone in the park.
Sean: Yeah, a 34 year old person
Ben: But... you're 17
Sean: So?
Ben: Dude, you're a pedodater
PedoDater by Voraka June 13, 2009

Self-Pedobator 

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.
John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.
Self-Pedobator by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021
Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.
My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.
pedolator by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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