peewa

someone who has a small pee-pee

Oh my god! John is a peewa? i wouldve never thought!!!

by Cachary Zlark October 22, 2017

Peegasm

When you're so relieved after peeing that it feels orgasmic.

Someone pulling up the zipper: I just peed after 17 hours! It was such a peegasm.

by AdilShah December 8, 2021

Peedar

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012

peecan

an object taken on long road trips for all passengers to relieve their bladder into. Not to be confused with pecan.

Hey Nancy can you pass the peecan back here, I'm about to fill my undies full of urine.

by supaflyncguy August 15, 2011

peeland

A Discord server were people can piss, post memes, and use the urban dictionary.

You and your friends can piss anywhere in this server :)

I just pissed in peeland while looking at memes.

by Pododogs September 5, 2020

peeance freeance

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

by cazort May 26, 2006

Peemanship

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.

1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"

by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013