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pedismile

A smile given by a creepy person who has watched you for over 30 minutes.
Dude, that guy's been staring at us since we walked in. He's got the creepiest pedismile.
by Jess Inuzuka January 14, 2008
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Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
by Clifhanger April 12, 2017
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pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.
by Eidako April 13, 2006
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pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.
"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"
by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006
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pedosmile

The creepy look predators give in mug shots.
That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009
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pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
by OAssBitches May 10, 2016
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Pediphile blunt

When a marajuana blunt creeps up on you and tickles you from behind like a pedaphile.
" oh my gosh! Did you feel that pediphile blunt touch me ? "
by Veitnam V May 13, 2013
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