pedismile
pedismile by Jess Inuzuka January 14, 2008
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Penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017
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pedismile • Pedosmile • pedasmile • pedifile • pediphile • peadosmile • paedosmile • pedifiler • pedifile van • Pediphile Beard
pedosmile
Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
pedistifle
The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.
pedistifle by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006
pedosmile
That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
pedosmile by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009
pedosmile
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
pedosmile by OAssBitches May 10, 2016
Pediphile blunt
Pediphile blunt by Veitnam V May 13, 2013
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countrypolitan
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