Paedosmile

defined as a smile where the corners of the perpetrator's mouth are raised similar to a smirk or that of one reminiscing pleasant taudry behaviours.
Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration.
Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester).
If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.

Hank Eisses (5 yrs for raping a 13-year-old boy), Victor Vazquez (both arseholes killed by a local hero), John Couey, accused of the assault and murder of Jessie Lunsford -- Onstott -- police say he killed Sarah Lundy, 13 years old.
Couey, Schwartzmiller, Avila, Duncan, Onstott, Richard Allen Davis. In case you don`t remember those names, what about these? Polly Klaas, Samantha Runyon, Jessie Lunsford, Shasta and Dylan Groene, Megan Kanka, Sarah Michelle (ph) Lundy, all dying at the hands of convicted child molesters and all wore a paedosmile

by Patrick Blurton September 26, 2006

paedosmile

A nonse with an unerving grin

look at that cunt, he's got a paedosmile, he needs fucking hanging!

by Hessay April 15, 2003

pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

by Eidako April 13, 2006

Paedophile effect

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.

I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.

by NewJaeger March 1, 2015

Paedophile

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older

Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!

by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011

Paedofile

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.

Hand me that paedofile .

by kam75xx February 12, 2019

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010