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pedosmile
Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
Related Words
pedasmile • Pedosmile • pedismile • petasmile • pedaphile • peadosmile • paedosmile • Pedasite • Permasmile • Pedafile
Pedaphile
Derogatory term for a podiatrist
Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.
Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018
Permasmile
Also known as perma-smile.
To have a permanent smile on your face when you are under the influence of any drug or alcohol. Most likely, somebody will have a permasmile when they are on really good shrooms and suffer from uncontrollable laughter that seems to go on forever.
To have a permanent smile on your face when you are under the influence of any drug or alcohol. Most likely, somebody will have a permasmile when they are on really good shrooms and suffer from uncontrollable laughter that seems to go on forever.
Permasmile by Citizen Insane January 2, 2005
pedaphile pineapple
pedaphile pineapple by david and brian January 16, 2007
pedosmile
That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
pedosmile by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009
pedosmile
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
pedosmile by OAssBitches May 10, 2016
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