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bediquette 

(originally defined by Remy Schwartz)
-noun
Etiquette in bed.
Kyle: So how'd your night go with that sweet thang you left with last night?
Nick: Meh, she was a dime piece alright, but she's got no bediquette, somebody needs to teach her some mattress manners.
bediquette by stricknacco May 13, 2008

Potiquette 

He hooked me up with this bag, so potiquette requires that I smoke a bowl with him.
Potiquette by Des. May 8, 2009

petiquette 

aka pet etiquette. the proper way to control and handle a pet
Damn woman, keep your dog on a leash. Show some petiquette!
petiquette by mjb7 March 19, 2009

Pretiquette 

When someone sits on a table in Pret A Manger with their laptop/work for hours and only drinks one coffee. Or doesn't clear the table after them.
Sarah: Aww, there is nowhere to sit.
Brad: Look at that guy taking up a whole table, nigga don't even got a drink.
Sarah: That's bad pretiquette
Pretiquette by hell0_w0rld October 20, 2015

Pedoquester 

A man or woman who is too old for doing a social child's activity, but it still doing it. One can only be considered a Pedoquester however if he/she is alone. Child's activities are alright to do in larger groups of friends.
An older man at Laser Quest, who is not only there alone, but has been there for over ten sessions. He has gotten so good at this game that he cannot be hit, and continually wins the number one spot. Since his targets and fellow players are all young children, this man would have to be considered a Pedoquester.

Also, an older man in a jungle gym is always a sure sign of Pedoquestry.
Pedoquester by The Bomblette September 5, 2010

Priquette 

An intransigent person who refuses to listen
Oh really! You are such a priquette, why don't you listen to me !
Priquette by Mtjoy library May 17, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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