Pretiquette

When someone sits on a table in Pret A Manger with their laptop/work for hours and only drinks one coffee. Or doesn't clear the table after them.

Sarah: Aww, there is nowhere to sit.
Brad: Look at that guy taking up a whole table, nigga don't even got a drink.
Sarah: That's bad pretiquette

by hell0_w0rld October 20, 2015

pretiquette

When someone queues in the wrong line at a Pret in London, so they end up standing for ages in the wrong queue, take up much needed space, and look like a nob.

Or, used to describe someone who is generally not well versed in the traditions of Pret A Manger in London.

*Person stands in the waiting-to-receive queue when they should be in the waiting to-be-served queue*

Sue: "That person is a mug and lacks pretiquette!"

by LongPyjamas December 28, 2023

Eretiquette

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010

Potiquette

Smoking up the person who hooked you up.

He hooked me up with this bag, so potiquette requires that I smoke a bowl with him.

by Des. May 8, 2009

petiquette

aka pet etiquette. the proper way to control and handle a pet

Damn woman, keep your dog on a leash. Show some petiquette!

by mjb7 March 19, 2009

postiquette

The etiquette of posting non-mundane information/status updates on various social networking sites, like Facebook or Twitter.

It is proper postiquette to not post menial activities such as "going to the bathroom" or "eating cereal" or "watching tv".

by edger1971 June 10, 2009

Priquette

An intransigent person who refuses to listen

Oh really! You are such a priquette, why don't you listen to me !

by Mtjoy library May 17, 2017