Pettiquette

The combination of the words "petty" and "etiquette" (also spelled pettyquette). This refers to the rules and etiquette of pettiness or behaving pettily or in a petty fashion.

Your pettyquette is on point... LOVE IT!

The pettiquette is here and real, I LIVE!

I do not understand the pettyquette here, but ok, slay.

Pettyquette is very important to win battles.

by LingDanc803 March 13, 2023

Potiquette

Smoking up the person who hooked you up.

He hooked me up with this bag, so potiquette requires that I smoke a bowl with him.

by Des. May 8, 2009

petiquette

aka pet etiquette. the proper way to control and handle a pet

Damn woman, keep your dog on a leash. Show some petiquette!

by mjb7 March 19, 2009

postiquette

The etiquette of posting non-mundane information/status updates on various social networking sites, like Facebook or Twitter.

It is proper postiquette to not post menial activities such as "going to the bathroom" or "eating cereal" or "watching tv".

by edger1971 June 10, 2009

Pretiquette

When someone sits on a table in Pret A Manger with their laptop/work for hours and only drinks one coffee. Or doesn't clear the table after them.

Sarah: Aww, there is nowhere to sit.
Brad: Look at that guy taking up a whole table, nigga don't even got a drink.
Sarah: That's bad pretiquette

by hell0_w0rld October 20, 2015

pediquette

Pedestrian etiquette.

Commonly used in reference to those pedestrians showing poor etiquette while walking down a crowded city street. Like people who stare down at their phones while walking and you must dodge as obstacles.

Johnny deals with bad pediquette every day on his walk to the office.

by sfwalker May 9, 2011

horn ettiquette

although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.

An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.

by bullet88 September 5, 2009