no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

no penis

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay

Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.

by Jor Jor May 11, 2006

PENIS PENIS PENIS

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.

John: You suck

Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS

John: ...

by mjbrooks194 March 19, 2009

penis penis penis

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!

by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 4, 2010

Penis

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019

Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

penis

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

by helloim345 June 21, 2010