Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.
Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!
by Bryan February 10, 2005
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noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay
Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.
by Jor Jor May 11, 2006
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A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.
John: You suck


John: ...
by mjbrooks194 March 19, 2009
a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started
Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!
by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 4, 2010
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An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have
Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019
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A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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