patarn

A patarn is one who originated from the boarders of Afghanistan and apart of Pakistan, from the city Peshawar, and speak pushtu- but the people don’t like to be specified as neither afghan or Pakistani; they just call themselves pushtoons! Patarns are beautifully sculpted and blessed people who like to see themselves as lions because of how fierce they are!

They are brave beautiful people who take pride in their culture and religion!

Patarns are people who you always want to surround yourself around because they keep good company and know how to have a good laugh no matter what.

Patarns are the smart, however know when it’s time to use their fists; especially when it comes to their family who they would do absolutely everything for!
When one person goes against a pushtoon/patarn every patarn is involved, they come like a pack of wolves and have each others backs regardless. Patarns take pride and joy in eachother and always keep their reputation clean and sleek- known as just strong, ambitious and courageous people.

Guy: Who is that wurki? She’s so beautiful, smart and modest!

Guy 2: Don’t even take a second look bro! She’s patarn; if her dad and or brothers even see you breathe in her direction you’re a dead man!

by Anonmm12 February 13, 2018

Paternity Fraud

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

Padarnalat

a curse phrase very common in Farsi - Tajik speaking areas. Means "you are the son cursed by his father", "bastard", "low life".

I should've got an abortion, you padarnalat!

Trump - you're padarnalat!

by cher's son April 8, 2017

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

Patranine

The cousin of your paternal cousin, to whom you are not related.

I just visited my cousin Jake in New Hampshire, his dad is my dad's brother. Jake's mom's sister's daughter was also there, she is Jake's cousin and my patranine. She was hot.

by SonsyEpicMap February 22, 2021

Paterno Party

Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.

Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?

by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013

Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.

"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."

by Drboogie July 29, 2012