Patano

Patano - noun. a derogatory name to call someone, used mainly in the San Gabriel Valley region of Southern California. Meaning - stupid, ignorant, mentally ill, bitch, crazy, ugly, fat, kiss ass, paranoid, generally anything bad or referring to one's stupidity or unlikablilty.

Don't be such a Patano. (Don't be such a bitch, crazy person, kiss ass, idiot, etc.)

You are acting like a Patano. (you are acting tlike an idiot, paranoid, supreme bitch, etc)

Patano by tipitipitipi January 2, 2010

Patano

Patano - noun. a derogatory name to call someone, used mainly in the San Gabriel Valley region of Southern California. Meaning - stupid, ignorant, mentally ill, bitch, crazy, ugly, fat, kiss ass, paranoid, generally anything bad or referring to one's stupidity or unliablilty.

Don't be such a Patano. (Don't be such a bitch, crazy person, kiss ass, idiot, etc.)

You are acting like a Patano. (you are acting tlike an idiot, paranoid, supreme bitch, etc)

Patano by tipitipitipi January 2, 2010

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Peter Paranoia 

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.

Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!

Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010

Marvin The Paranoid Android 

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

Marvin The Paranoid Android by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012

last.fm paranoia 

Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.

Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.

last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010