Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.

"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."

by Drboogie July 29, 2012

Paterno

A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.

"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."

by Joe Paterno's family July 23, 2012

Paterno

To turn a blind eye on unspeakable crimes.

"Hey, I just saw a kid being raped. Should we call the police."
"No way, dude. We've got Paterno this, or else it might splash back on us."

by Nittany Lyin' November 8, 2011

paterno

v. to paterno: to watch something horrible happen then do nothing about it.

Jack paternoed me when he watched 5 men burgle me.

Quick sitting there and paternoing, get over here and help me fend off these zombies.

by murakka November 10, 2011

Paterno

To be blamed for someone else's crime, even though you told someone about it.

"Man, I didn't even do it! I'm totally being Paterno'd here!"

by J-tard November 23, 2011

paterno

A man that has a really big dick.

New Girlfriend: "Oh my God, you're a Paterno! I've hit jackpot! Thank you God!"

by anonymous March 31, 2004

Paterno Party

Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.

Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?

by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013