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parcelling 

when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.
Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.
parcelling by dumpsta July 2, 2009
Words you can keep

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out
Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!
Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

Solar-Panelling 

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.

purelling 

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.
Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.
purelling by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007

Pharrelling 

Verb
Attending at an event, meeting or gathering where your presence is not required but not necessarily unwelcome.
"It was good to see Steve Carell Pharrelling on the 'Happy' music video"
Pharrelling by indiejim May 20, 2016

patelling you 

the act of patels informing or telling other actuallys
actually Mr. Patel was patelling me what he saw in the patellevision on channel 5 he was wandering... ordordorrdoorr prt prrt prrtt, i actually don't know why i'm patelling you this, it is irrelivent
patelling you by mr actually April 4, 2012

Porcelingus 

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates
Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!
Porcelingus by Mikenstein July 1, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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