From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!
Mike: Yo, Rude, put your dirty socks and smelly pants in the laundry pile!
Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!
(10 minutes later...)
Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!
Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!
Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!
(10 minutes later...)
Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!
Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!
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More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
by Tess <3 October 24, 2020
Get the Parabatai mug.A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
I wish I was kidding.
I wish I was kidding.
The Pavarotti Protocol:
“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”
Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”
Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
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2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious
2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious
1. Your story is so parabolic. Speak in simple words.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.
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