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parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.
parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

parasitic lifestyle 

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma
parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013

parasitic friend 

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

parazitii 

un grup de hip-hop format in anul 1994 si care, de 20 de ani a reusit sa se mentina pe piata. muzica lor, desi este considerata a instiga la violenta, deschide ochii celor care nu vad si care afirma ca lumea este toata roz si colorata. Parazitii au o puternica viziune politica si sociala, criticand fara frica cocalarii politicienii, incultii etc. din cauza CNA-ului parazitii nu pot fi difuzati la televizor , deoarece consiliul cna este format din oameni banali, iar fiecare sedinta pe care o tin impotriva acestui grup este o masca peste propria lor banalitate. grupul de hip-hop este compus din Cheloo, care are 3 albume solo(sindromul tourette, fabricant de gunoi si celcareuraste) ombladon si Freakadadisk care se ocupa cu negativele. de asemenea parazitii isi bat joc de industria muzicala mizera din ziua de azi
spuneti ca iubiti publicul si fanii, dar defapt iubiti doar playback-ul si banii(versuri parazitii)
parazitii by entertitlehere February 12, 2015

parasitism 

A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.
Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.
parasitism by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005

Parasitic Troglodyte

A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.
Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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