parabolic 

1. of or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious

1. Your story is so parabolic. Speak in simple words.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.

parabolic by timlight January 28, 2010

Parabolic 

The best shape to use in tailoring a new pair of Daisy Duke shorts. The high point of the curve should come above the center of the front of the thigh while the low point is joined at the back of the thigh, just above where the ass meets the legs.

Did you check out that bartender at The Lodge this weekend? The one in the parabolic Daisy Dukes. Definitely has the sweetest ass in Arizona.

Parabolic by Tongue Punch October 9, 2010

Parabolic 

When someone gets frustrated over something that they tell everyone they didn’t care about.

That guy went parabolic when he lost his game of fifa

Parabolic by Thedude1236 April 11, 2021

Parabolic Dongler 

Someone with much experience in modifying USB bluetooth dongles in order to abuse bluetooth phones.

b0 is a parabolic dongler, he's modified his linksys to take a parabolic mesh.

Parabolic Dongler by S Palmer October 6, 2005

going parabolic 

To party like the world is going to end tomorrow. Taking the craziness to the next level and even beyond that.

Jackie's coming to Austin this weekend to party. We're going parabolic!

going parabolic by jdub71 May 5, 2013

Gone Parabolic 

Something that has gone from small to extremely large, off-the-charts, huge, mammoth in short order. An incredibly fast and large increase -- ie exponential.

1. He ability to annoy has gone parabolic since he quit smoking. I can't stand to hear anymore about how cigs are bad for you from him!

2. The rate of complaining here has gone parabolic since the company eliminated this year's bonuses.

Gone Parabolic by plresultsman October 12, 2011

Parabolacorona 

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020