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Come on johnny......paleese 2 u.
paleese by dj March 16, 2005
Words you can keep
A Pallesen is a person who is constantly involved in a kerfuffle. She is always in the midst of the action, and she (almost) always knows what's going on. A Pallesen is a great friend and is constantly challenging your views to give you another perspective. A Pallesen will always have your back, and she'll stay with you forever. A Pallesen is always full of life, even if she can't stay up past 8 at a sleepover.
"Nicole is such a Pallesen."
"Don't give up, be a Pallesen."
Pallesen by kissesfromkari May 6, 2013

Paleosexual Male 

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships
The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.
Paleosexual Male by jphammr April 9, 2015
Another form of please but meant in a more desperate way.It may be also used by people who feel like using the "e" key twice rather then hitting the "a" key.
Pleese no don't kill me!
pleese by Jeffazaurus November 21, 2013
poleese

A cool way of typing "police".
Brad: So why weren't you at my party yesterday?

Joe: Yo dude, I was on my, like, way and then the poleese like, totally stopped me.
poleese by haiyyu June 4, 2012

Paleaseana

A Paleaseana is most probably the most destuctive rugby player that will ever walk the earth. not only is he fast, strong and agile, he also monsters down the road with a shopping trolley and watermelon helmet.

Known to live anywhere fully sickness is he will recite hardcore poetry to scamp and scoot whilst teaching underprivilged children to be fully sick on the rugby pitch.
1. that old lady just paleaseana'd the shit outta those prunes!
Paleaseana by Jonzoar March 1, 2010

Pareeseh 

Pareeseh is usually the smartest in your friend group but will hide her knowledge by acting introverted and shy. Don't be fooled by her shyness. Her photography hobby is only a facade to hide her secret informer activities. The same goes to skydiving, she is only preparing for her future top secret missions.
While on a secret mission in Canada, I did a pareeseh to learn the country secret recipe for poutine.
Pareeseh by LiveLaughEat November 22, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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