poleese 

poleese

A cool way of typing "police".

Brad: So why weren't you at my party yesterday?

Joe: Yo dude, I was on my, like, way and then the poleese like, totally stopped me.

poleese by haiyyu June 4, 2012

Poleeee 

The situation where one human being licks another human beings bum hole, nice and clean, until it's literally unbearable to lick it anymore.

Usually a boy named Dan will lick a boy named Owen's bum hole.

Example: Hey daddy (Owen) your bum hole doesn't look too clean!! I haven't cleaned it In more than 4.87 seconds!! Let me give it a cheeky taste!

Surrounding people: "POLEEEE" "Dans a wanker"

Poleeee by Anonymous_wasteman November 29, 2016

pleese 

Another form of please but meant in a more desperate way.It may be also used by people who feel like using the "e" key twice rather then hitting the "a" key.

Pleese no don't kill me!

pleese by Jeffazaurus November 21, 2013

paleese 

I wanna give a blowjob.

Come on johnny......paleese 2 u.

paleese by dj March 16, 2005

Poleece 

Getting horny or just saying police when high

Fuck the poleece, he fuck bitches and calls the poker he on them

Poleece by Librium July 5, 2017

poliese 

A word that Afrikaans used for apartheid.

The word also was used by Sandra Laing when she was very young.

The poliese can't throw you in the chokie for that can they?

poliese by A feminist that is tall.... May 5, 2018

Poleser 

Portmanteau of Polish chaser. Someone who exclusively dates Polish people. They go out of their way to find and rizz up Polish people.

He only dates Polish girls. He’s such a Poleser

Poleser by munchboxmuncher November 6, 2024