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Paleosexual 

An outdoorsman who has sexual relationships with dinosaurs
Oh that t-Rex is a sexy beast, I must be a paleosexual
Paleosexual by Dinobanger69 June 10, 2022
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Paleosexual Male 

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships
The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.
Paleosexual Male by jphammr April 9, 2015

Pablosexual

One is sexually attracted to Spanish Wizards
"Hi, would you like to go on a date?"

"Sorry not unless you identify as Pablosexual"
Pablosexual by OliWalker01 October 16, 2019

panesexual 

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
panesexual by mistwave666 July 15, 2016

Pagetsexual 

Being sexually attracted to the young, amazing, talented, and beautiful actress Paget Valerie Brewster. Best known for her roles in: Criminal Minds, Another Period, The Community, Grandfathered, Friends, etc.
I am a raging Pagetsexual.

“Did you see Emily Prentiss pin that dude?”
Yeah, I think I might me a Pagetsexual.”
“Welcome to the team!”
Pagetsexual by SydBalls January 16, 2021

polosexual 

being attracted to polo g and polo g only not anyone or thing else.
polo g sexy asfc i don’t want nobody else but him. i think i’m polosexual

Pelosexual 

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.
Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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