panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.

hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.

panesexual by mistwave666 July 15, 2016

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Pagetsexual

Being sexually attracted to the young, amazing, talented, and beautiful actress Paget Valerie Brewster. Best known for her roles in: Criminal Minds, Another Period, The Community, Grandfathered, Friends, etc.

I am a raging Pagetsexual.
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“Did you see Emily Prentiss pin that dude?”
“Yeah, I think I might me a Pagetsexual.”
“Welcome to the team!”

Pagetsexual by SydBalls January 16, 2021

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polosexual

being attracted to polo g and polo g only not anyone or thing else.

polo g sexy asfc i don’t want nobody else but him. i think i’m polosexual

polosexual by a girl that’s polosexual July 26, 2021

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Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

Pelosexual by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

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