dj's definitions

DRS

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

A ownage diablo 2 clan

DRS-rotten_1 owned dem noobs

by DJ June 8, 2004

paleese

I wanna give a blowjob.

Come on johnny......paleese 2 u.

by dj March 16, 2005

Fixer Upper

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.

"This house is a real Fixer Upper."

by DJ April 25, 2005

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003

rasstus

Lawn Ornament in the shape of a small black child wearing a ball cap, holding up a lantern, could be mistaken for a little black jockey holding up a lantern looking for something

Check out the front lawns in your area to see if any of your neighbors "own" one

by DJ January 14, 2004

MPSPD

Muttin Punx and St Pete Drunks.
a vicious gang coming from St. Petersburg Florida. dont fuck with them or theyre rape you in the bunghole they dont give a fuck!

oh my god here come the MPSPD cover your cornholes!

by DJ November 15, 2004

Roach

Leave a spark patch with your knee

Man, I need a new visor, cause you Roached in front of me.

by DJ October 23, 2003