dj's definitions

MPSPD

Muttin Punx and St Pete Drunks.
a vicious gang coming from St. Petersburg Florida. dont fuck with them or theyre rape you in the bunghole they dont give a fuck!

oh my god here come the MPSPD cover your cornholes!

by DJ November 15, 2004

Roach

Leave a spark patch with your knee

Man, I need a new visor, cause you Roached in front of me.

by DJ October 23, 2003

grumpcatin'

When you are in a bad mood or pissed off.

Why you grumpcatin'?

by DJ June 14, 2003

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003

rasstus

Lawn Ornament in the shape of a small black child wearing a ball cap, holding up a lantern, could be mistaken for a little black jockey holding up a lantern looking for something

Check out the front lawns in your area to see if any of your neighbors "own" one

by DJ January 14, 2004

manipulative bitch

every attractive female

that girl who just flirted with you for half an hour and scabbed three ciggarettes before getting a phone call from her 'boyfriend'...

lad1: oi did you tap that hottie?
lad2:nah man she was a manipulative bitch.

by DJ January 3, 2005

h-town

H-Town is when there is three people having sex simotaneously. One guy will be getting a girl/guy from behind and the girl/guy will be giving a third person head which in the end creates an H.

Matthew Jones was having sex, doggie style, with Mandi Gentzel while she gave Jarod Thomas head.

by DJ March 24, 2005