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plainville handshake 

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.
I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

Painkiller 

Long ago in the year 1990 A.D. 5 Priests told of a messiah who will be the savior all of mankind when the world is on the brink of armageddon. When the planet is devastated by the forces of evil he will answer the plea mankind showing himself through boiling clouds of thunder while blasting bolts of steel and he will have his vengeance on the wicked.

He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."

Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.
He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller,
Can't stop the Painkiller.
Painkiller by wildblues April 7, 2010

Painkiller Already 

Painkiller Already, often abbreviated to PKA is a gaming podcast hosted by three gamer YouTubers (WoodysGamertag, WingsofRedemption and Kyle aka FPS Russia). Although it is a gaming podcast, they usually share really interesting stories, talk about current events, movies and other interesting topics. Each week a different guest is invited onto the show. Some notable guests include DeStorm, Harley from EpicMealTime and MMA fighter Joe Lauzon.
Me listening to Painkiller Already
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WoodysGamertag : Hypothetical situation. You're married. You and your wife switch bodies. Would you have sex just to check it out?

Guest : Hell yeah I would.

Wings : What if she wants anal?

/hilarity ensues
Painkiller Already by overX January 13, 2012

Plainville

A small town in Plainville Massachusetts with a very sketchy downtown area. There's an abandonned Market where people hide drugs, an abanndoned Ice Cream Parlor where teens hang out and smoke pot, and a town park where people fight, and do drugs. There used to be a skate park there, but it got closed down because too many people were doing drugs. The drug store got broken into, and the laundromat may or may not be a real laundromat.

The only cool thing about Plainville is Officer Rockett.
Plainville is called "The Ghetto" by neighboring towns.

plaineville 

A town in Massachusetts that combines middle school and high school with two other towns, Norfolk, and Wrenthem, because they can't afford their own school system. They are the town known for potheads and lots of "druggies". If your thinking to moving to plaineville, DON'T. Unless your looking into living in the ghetto, and you like to snort "Coke" on a daily basis. Also people in Plaineville are know for skinny dipping in eachother's sinks while they smoke weed.
I am going to visit my friend that lives in Plaineville tonight.
plaineville by THADWAGG March 4, 2017

Paynesville

A small town in Australia. Situated on the Gippsland lakes, Paynesville is the boating capital of Victoria. Unfortunately, has been ruined by stupid teenagers that break things and drug dealers that fuel the stupid teenagers.
Paynesville was such a beautiful place before *they* arrived
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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