Long ago in the year 1990 A.D. 5 Priests told of a messiah who will be the savior all of mankind when the world is on the brink of armageddon. When the planet is devastated by the forces of evil he will answer the plea mankind showing himself through boiling clouds of thunder while blasting bolts of steel and he will have his vengeance on the wicked.
He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."
Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.
He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller,
Can't stop the Painkiller.
A crazed Jonas Brothers
fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:
All of the Jonas Brothers' albums
Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them
and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.