plaineville

A town in Massachusetts that combines middle school and high school with two other towns, Norfolk, and Wrenthem, because they can't afford their own school system. They are the town known for potheads and lots of "druggies". If your thinking to moving to plaineville, DON'T. Unless your looking into living in the ghetto, and you like to snort "Coke" on a daily basis. Also people in Plaineville are know for skinny dipping in eachother's sinks while they smoke weed.

I am going to visit my friend that lives in Plaineville tonight.

by THADWAGG March 4, 2017

Platteville Scale

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8

Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.

by big thomas December 6, 2011

plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

Plainville

A small town in Plainville Massachusetts with a very sketchy downtown area. There's an abandonned Market where people hide drugs, an abanndoned Ice Cream Parlor where teens hang out and smoke pot, and a town park where people fight, and do drugs. There used to be a skate park there, but it got closed down because too many people were doing drugs. The drug store got broken into, and the laundromat may or may not be a real laundromat.

The only cool thing about Plainville is Officer Rockett.

Plainville is called "The Ghetto" by neighboring towns.

by Kid from Plainville April 20, 2012

plainville

Also known as "Genericville, CT," Plainville is a small town in central Connecticut. It is home to exactly one of every known chain restaurant, dozens of neighborhoods consisting of near-identical middle class homes in varying colors, and the Plainville Blue Devils football team, which wins exactly one game per year. The town also has an annual Balloon Festival, where residents of Plainville and neighboring towns flock to the Generic Park and do absolutely nothing. Important events in Plainvillian history include the (fictional) syphilis epidemic of '05 and both the opening and closing of a K-Mart store. Notable residents include that really old substitute teacher and the guy who invented Sobe. Local police are known for stopping drivers who go through yellow lights. Local teens are known for setting homeless people on fire and eating at Dairy Queen five nights a week.

- Where are you from?
- Plainville.
- Where?
- PLAINVILLE.
- Where?
- Plai - oh, it's near New Britain/Farmington/Bristol/Southington.
- Oh yeah, I drove through there once. You guys have a Dairy Queen, right?

by Victoria Dahling April 19, 2006

Plainville

A place where nothing has ever happened, ever. The center of town is a sketchy laundromat, a run down market and that box company that everyone knows is simply a front for the CIA. One time, an extra from Seinfeld drove through Plainville. It was awesome.

"Plainville- the most accurate description of a town ever."

by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008

Platteville

A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas

I live in Platteville, where do you live?

by nerd4life March 4, 2009