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Gainsville handshake 

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.
"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"

Gainsville sinkhole

The Gainesville sinkhole is the art of secretly stabbing an alternate opening into boxed wine and siphoning the liquids away rather than consuming them on the spot, adding a series of steps that leave you slipping into a black out. The sink hole.
Siphoning boxed wine Like how people steal gas from cars, but doing it to boxed wine. Like totally extra steps for no reason, there’s no reason for her to be pulling a Gainsville sinkhole

grimsville 

Any place that is a bit of a shithole. This can be someone's abode, a small area eg block of flats or a region.
What was her flat like when you got there?
Grimsville I didn't want to sit down it was so filthy!

So it's either a flat in Redland or you could get a 4 bedroomed house in Grimsville

How long did you live in Grimsville Brisbane for?
grimsville by Yesyoucangoto July 19, 2016

Gainesville TV 

Watching TV with the sound off and the Stereo (music) turned up.
Dude, it's like a weired Aunt's house in here, turn on some Gainesville TV.
Gainesville TV by Ken Teal August 17, 2009

Gainesville Middle School 

Gainesville Middle School is a hell hole that makes you want to die. The people here are hoes and all the guys are whores thank you for coming to my ted talk.

It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!

Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁

Gainesville care package 

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭