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Brian Paddick 

Brian Paddick is a Lib Dem politician and came 3rd in the running for London Mayor in 2008. He is a "proud homosexual" and is getting married to his gay Norweigian toyboy in January 2009. Often turns up at Gay Pride. Recently appeared on reality Tv show "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" Where he kicked Timmy Mallet's buttocks in a Bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.
Brian Paddick's that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?
Brian Paddick by HaHaYoureDead January 15, 2009
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A born'n'raised smartass with a fetish for long-distance relationships with Norwegian girls
something loveable and cute. ex: 'look mom! i got a padrick!'
Padrick by annikenw January 25, 2009
A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.
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Don't spam the patdick!
patdick by amoongust March 17, 2017
Someone addicted to his/her iPad. They crave it, pine for it, and once they get it in their hot little hands, they glue their nose to it and can't put the damn thing down. The 2010 version of a Blackberry crackhead.
Fiona's only 2 years old and already a paddict.
paddict by Annilip June 19, 2010

paddock basher 

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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