paddick

AN INNOCENT POTATO

YOU ARE SUCH A PADDICK

by rkjxh vzbzdxijozxijo ,mrbsmn June 14, 2017

Brian Paddick

Brian Paddick is a Lib Dem politician and came 3rd in the running for London Mayor in 2008. He is a "proud homosexual" and is getting married to his gay Norweigian toyboy in January 2009. Often turns up at Gay Pride. Recently appeared on reality Tv show "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" Where he kicked Timmy Mallet's buttocks in a Bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.

Brian Paddick's that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?

by HaHaYoureDead January 15, 2009

Padrick

A born'n'raised smartass with a fetish for long-distance relationships with Norwegian girls

something loveable and cute. ex: 'look mom! i got a padrick!'

by annikenw January 25, 2009

patdick

A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.

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Don't spam the patdick!

by amoongust March 17, 2017

paddict

Someone addicted to his/her iPad. They crave it, pine for it, and once they get it in their hot little hands, they glue their nose to it and can't put the damn thing down. The 2010 version of a Blackberry crackhead.

Fiona's only 2 years old and already a paddict.

by Annilip June 19, 2010

paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

by mr bog December 8, 2010

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006