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A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.
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Don't spam the patdick!
patdick by amoongust March 17, 2017
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Another name for Patrick, A less than capable person, who only has sex and gun violence on his mind. Someone who steals from companies and acts as if it’s not their fault. Someone who claims to fall asleep and initiate full blown sex with the other a person asleep, against their will.

Also known as a fuckdick
You are such a Patdick. Way to be a Patdick.
Patdick by mw6513 June 5, 2022
A plumber with OCD.
Obsessed with landscaping and cultivating Kentucky fescue.
Able to stir the pot in any social situation.
Great hugger.

Generally agreeable.

Snappy dresser.
Also known as Chet or a Chet.
PATDICK roped off his lawn so you can’t walk across it.

PATDICK wore his gloves so he doesn’t have to shake your bare hand.

PATDICK said no more white party.
Patdick by Golfisbetter November 27, 2024

Patrick Kent 

If you ever meet a Patrick Kent, you’ll feel well-being, success, good fortune and delight. You’ll laugh uncontrollably. His intellect, creativity, amazing sunset photos and smile will warm your heart.

Patrick Kent has spiritual power; he’s evolved, open and real. His mind is fast, in control, patient. He loves himself and shows off his excellent qualities and self worth.

He is a beautiful and wise soul and will turn your heart inside out. He teaches that men can truly respect women and enjoys the goddess next to him, feeding self respect and self worth that grow and stay with you forever.

Patrick Kent is a force, the most amazing man in existence and any woman who appreciates his heart will reach her own peace. She will wish him a life of love, happiness, growth and fulfillment. Divine Bliss.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy’s sexy as fuck. Who is he?

Girl 2: That’s Patrick Kent. He’s all about respect, heart and soul.

Girl 1: He’s lit.

Girl 2: Girl, you don’t even know.
Patrick Kent by Eye.of.Ra April 13, 2019

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)
Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."

Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."

Patrick Stump 

1) The leader singer of fall out boy.
2) A 30 year old man that has worn many hats in his days yet rocks the fedora everytime.
3) A cuddly man who's hip rolls during sugar were going down swing in' gives feels to all fangirls.
"Whos the short man who can't reach his microphone stand?" "Oh that's just Patrick stump, Pete's gotta help him with his stand."
Patrick Stump by Theshadypenguin August 12, 2014

Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.
Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit
Patrick Schwavy by CHamel3 December 16, 2019
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"You're such a Bunhead."

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