patdick

A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.

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Don't spam the patdick!

by amoongust March 17, 2017

Patdick

A plumber with OCD.
Obsessed with landscaping and cultivating Kentucky fescue.
Able to stir the pot in any social situation.
Great hugger.

Generally agreeable.

Snappy dresser.
Also known as Chet or a Chet.

PATDICK roped off his lawn so you can’t walk across it.

PATDICK wore his gloves so he doesn’t have to shake your bare hand.

PATDICK said no more white party.

by Golfisbetter November 27, 2024

Patdick

Another name for Patrick, A less than capable person, who only has sex and gun violence on his mind. Someone who steals from companies and acts as if it’s not their fault. Someone who claims to fall asleep and initiate full blown sex with the other a person asleep, against their will.

Also known as a fuckdick

You are such a Patdick. Way to be a Patdick.

by mw6513 June 05, 2022