Not Dirty Dan. Sometimes wonders if mayonnaise is an instrument. Is also best friends with a little yellow square dude. He was given the ugly, and he is not the Krusty Krab.
Fish #1: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Patrick Star: “No, this is Patrick.
by King_Waffle4804 February 1, 2019
A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............
SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!
by SATAN December 28, 2005
Parick Star:Who you callin Pinhead....

Patrick Star:I wanna be Dirty Dan
by Norklandia September 27, 2010
The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."

"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"

Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"

*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
by punchline March 7, 2005
A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob
Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).
by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019
(n)An awesome , completely mentally deficient starfish who ingests a large amount of chronic and is constantly going over to spongebob's house to get drug money.

(v) To be a sexy starfish who likes smoking weed and getting underwater pussy.
Patrick Star: spongebob pass the blunt

Spongebob : fuck off
by HOt starfish July 10, 2011