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This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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Conjoined name of the popular Smallville TV couple Clark (Tom Welling) and Lana (Kristin Kreuk). Coined by fanfiction writers and the Clark-Lana/Welling-Kreuk fangroup.
1: Clana forever!!
2: No, I much prefer Shoone....
by MrKapper November 30, 2005
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Every man's best friend when trying to impress a woman.
1: So, how about you and I?
2: Get bent, douchebag.
1: I see. Allow me to introduce my friend. His name is Boss. Hugo Boss. *leans over*
2: I love you. Let's fuck.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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Derived from "I think" and possibly fuelled by Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace, "methinks" is a term added to a sentence to express opinion.

Can be used at any point in the sentence, thus adding a flexibility advantage over "I think". However, owing to its poor continuity with formal English, it is often suggestive of idiocy.
1: Your friend is a foolish one, methinks.
1: Methinks you are wrong.

1: Jane is HOT, methinks!!
2: Methinks is a stupid word, methinks.

by MrKapper December 3, 2005
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An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
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Acronym for "you sicken me". Used mostly in online chat.
John: I got with Jane last night.
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
by MrKapper November 27, 2005
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The best reason to throw your Intel Core in the bin.

Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.

There are two kinds of laptop CPUs - Turions, and those that aspire to be Turions.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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