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To panic and send a dick pic.
And just like that I pandicked.
Pandicked by PorkyChop419 February 4, 2019

Panicked Gay 

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.
“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.
Panicked Gay by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Snow Panicker 

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
Snow Panicker by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.
Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!

panickedcosplays 

Panickedcosplays, otherwise known as Eddie, is an actor and cosplayer who has gained over a half of a million followers on TikTok. They are known for their energetic expressions and mannerisms.
Did you see Panickedcosplays new post on TikTok? It was incredible!

panicker 

A person who panics very quickly; they tend to be somewhat OCD and nervous. They are also fidgety and tend to be uptight and cannot relax.
The panicker couldn't sleep when he found out that he had a term paper due in two weeks.
panicker by qtbrownie321 December 18, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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