packet pussy 

womans bad dream, best wish, and wildest fan

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packet pussy by Dakota S July 24, 2006

pussy packet 

A term defined by a friend of mine, to mean drugs that have been hidden in a female's vagina, usually a female drug dealer, to hide them from cops.

Person 1: Did you go see your dealer?
Person 2: Yeah, she gave me a pussy packet.

pussy packet by Circlip January 13, 2006

Pocket Pussy Whipped 

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

Pocket Pussy Whipped by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Idaho pocket pussy 

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

Idaho pocket pussy by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

pocket pussy

A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.

Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his pocket pussy in his truck !.

pocket pussy by Adonis May 23, 2005

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

Pocket pussy by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy 

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy by Asian Rady January 19, 2019