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A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.
Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his pocket pussy in his truck !.
by Adonis May 21, 2005
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.
Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.

by hggloub April 22, 2003
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in texas hold'em, getting dealt two queens as your hand
My pocket pussies were such a good hand that I won the pot.
by K-Hansen February 16, 2007
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A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.
β€œDude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!
by The Drizzle March 01, 2018
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It's a vagina designed vibrator toy with an average sized tunnel of four to six inches long to fit the hand palm usually closed or open-ended made for travel companions to tuck away in their carry on bags.
I recommend a pocket pussy for my husband when he travels abroad.
Pocket pussy fulfills men desire when their wives are missing in action.
by Vavvaah April 09, 2017
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A kitten small enough to fit in your pocket.

The most desirable of cats, as "They are so cute at that age."
See also: Teacup Kitten
Pocket pussy (pussies) are the first to get adopted at an animal shelter.
by Ukir September 29, 2010
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