A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.
Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his pocket pussy in his truck !.
by Adonis May 22, 2005
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A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.
“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!
by The Drizzle March 2, 2018
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My pocket pussies were such a good hand that I won the pot.
by K-Hansen February 17, 2007
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It's a vagina designed vibrator toy with an average sized tunnel of four to six inches long to fit the hand palm usually closed or open-ended made for travel companions to tuck away in their carry on bags.
I recommend a pocket pussy for my husband when he travels abroad.
Pocket pussy fulfills men desire when their wives are missing in action.
by Banana spoon April 9, 2017
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A kitten small enough to fit in your pocket.

The most desirable of cats, as "They are so cute at that age."
See also: Teacup Kitten
Pocket pussy (pussies) are the first to get adopted at an animal shelter.
by Ukir September 29, 2010
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A word used to describe a woman “constantly on the move” from one man’s pocket (bed) to another. Also a metaphor for when a man takes things with him wherever he goes, but in this case a woman’s pussy accompanying her.
Daniel: Man, Jizzele sure gets around. I hope her pocket pussy hasn’t fallen off.
by Trebaltimore01 September 18, 2020
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A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
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