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oncologist 

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.
Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.
oncologist by Trova January 12, 2015

Orgtologist 

An Orgtologist helps organisations to perform and stay relevant through the practice of orgtology.
Orgtologist by Derek Hendrikz September 20, 2019

omnologist 

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.
Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist
omnologist by Kittridge February 29, 2008

oralogist 

any person male or female with an above average skill for performing oral sex
"my god that girl last night was a complete oralogist. Its been 24 hours and I still feel empty."
oralogist by dsoth September 19, 2010

orgyologist

one who studies how orgys are formed and work
Teacher: have you found out what you wanna be yet
You: yea i have i want to be an orgyologist
orgyologist by iamthememelord March 13, 2018

financial oncologist 

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.
He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.
financial oncologist by pennlawyer December 30, 2010