Definitions by Trova

Lawn Mohawk 

Tall strip of grass left behind when you don't mow tight to the previous row.

Doug: Wow Tom! Your yard looks terrible! Look at all the lawn mohawks you have. Were you drunk or something?
Tom: I know. It's awful. I had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. I'll trim those mohawks next time I mow!

Lawn Mohawk by Trova April 29, 2015

awww-some 

When at first something is really cute or precious. But overall, it's just really awesome.

Veronica: Kate, your baby is sooo cute!
Kate: He just said his first word today!
Veronica: Awww-some!

awww-some by Trova February 23, 2015

Crimrack 

The space between a woman's vagina and anus.

Jennifer: "My crimrack is really sore today!"
Wendy: "What happened?"
Jennifer: "Chris went down on me for a while last night and his chin stubble tore up my crimrack something fierce!"
Wendy: "Oh! I always make Steve shave before he rests his chin."

Crimrack by Trova January 12, 2015

oncologist 

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.

Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.

oncologist by Trova January 12, 2015