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Orgtology studies the systems and dynamics of an organisation. The word "orgtology" is a blend between "organisation" and the Greek word "-logy", meaning the science of organisation.
The study of orgtology will help organisations to perform and stay relevant.
Orgtology by Derek Hendrikz September 15, 2019
Words you can keep
Orgtology is a high dose psilocybin intake for managers and leaders. Not only will it remind them that they know truly little, but also often that what they know is irrelevant. It’s a bloody good bad trip that will change your life.
An Orgtologist uses orgtology methods to help an organisation be more of what they already are.
Orgtology by Derek Hendrikz July 2, 2019
Orgtology is the study of the scientific principles that determine the design, functioning, and contribution of any collection of systems and their inherent processes that, intertwined with people, create organisations.
Orgtology offers a scientific basis for understanding the complexities that drive organisations.
Orgtology by The Orgtologist September 17, 2019
A study of organization and the consciousness that constructs it.
Martha is taking a course in Orgtology.
Orgtology by ktzg October 9, 2020
What it means for something to exist.
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
ontology by puhdoo November 2, 2013

Orgtologist 

An Orgtologist helps organisations to perform and stay relevant through the practice of orgtology.
Orgtologist by Derek Hendrikz September 20, 2019

generative ontology 

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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