oniologist

a person who studies onions

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.

by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021

oncologist

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.

Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.

by Trova January 12, 2015

Omniologist

The science that deals with the objective examination & evaluation of all knowledge known to man.

What does James do anyway?
He's an omniologist.
Whaaaaat?
He studies the factual & philosophical nature of all theories of origin & their effect on man.
...Word?

by DiogenesTheGreat October 24, 2019

omnologist

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.

Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

oreologist

The best MCPE player of all time.
He 5-0‘d the entire community while playing with his feet.
Do not try to clip him because he will destroy you.
L L L

Oreologist raped me.

by Fekkfkekx March 7, 2021

ontologistics

A theory of social change (linear ontology) in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

Ontologistics depicts a recursive (self-referencing) path of social change.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018