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optirectalitis

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.
You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.
by rustyacline May 13, 2009
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optorectalitis

A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.
When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.
by charcosa January 27, 2013
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Optirectalitus

It's what you Say when someone has a shitty out look on life
That man has optirectalitus
by Tazzin June 4, 2016
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Optirectumitis

(see also optirectumitus)
Chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature. Derived from opti-rectum-itis as follows:

opti: having to do with optics, visual or eyes

rectum: the innermost and center between the gluteus maximus, the primary source of shitstains and buttnuggets; butthole; fecal exit, excremental departure zone.

itis: an inflammatory disease

FACTS: When hyper-signals originating in the optical and rectal regions of the human anatomy cross at certain points and become snared and start to resonate at unusually high amplitudes, the associated neuro- transmitters merge and the combined signals release an evolutionary combination of fecal-optical gases which then propogate directly to the frontal cortex of the brain. When the fecal-optical gases settle, an unsuspecting victim will often become pissy, negative, impatient and, generally, will exhibit symtoms of being a total scumbag schmegma breath.. especially around trusted friends and family!

General Symtom: A shitty outlook on life.
Don't mess with John today. He is very discontented and angry. His misfortunes and blunders combined with the span of time since his last blowjob, have resulted in a severe case of optirectumitis.
by John W. Cornett December 30, 2007
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Optirectalosis

A medical condition consisting of a crossing of internal wiring which gives the affected person a shitty outlook on life.
John: "Life sucks."

Debbie: "You've got a bad case of Optirectalosis."
by digismack April 21, 2005
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optirectamitis

Where a nerve in your eye and you ass gets crossed and you get a shitty outlook on life..
That chic has got optirectamitis.
by Critter wRner February 27, 2025
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Optirectitis

The unfortunate event of having your head too far up your ass. Another form of showing extreme ignorance.
That boy just won't learn from his mistakes. He suffers from optirectitis.
by Rabidone1983 October 19, 2017
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