Optirectalosis 

A medical condition consisting of a crossing of internal wiring which gives the affected person a shitty outlook on life.

John: "Life sucks."

Debbie: "You've got a bad case of Optirectalosis."

Optirectalosis by digismack April 21, 2005

optirectalitis 

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.

You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.

optirectalitis by rustyacline May 13, 2009

Optifecalosis 

The condition of having a generally crappy outlook.

She is suffering from a severe case of optifecalosis.

Optifecalosis by Dr. JFK March 9, 2021

optirectosis 

A nervous system condition in which an optic nerve gets tangled up with an anal one, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Man, this damn optirectosis is getting me down!

optirectosis by feefiefo February 1, 2025