Optirectalosis
A medical condition consisting of a crossing of internal wiring which gives the affected person a shitty outlook on life.
Optirectalosis by digismack April 21, 2005
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optirectalitis
When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.
optirectalitis by rustyacline May 13, 2009
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