Optirectumitis 

(see also optirectumitus)
Chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature. Derived from opti-rectum-itis as follows:

opti: having to do with optics, visual or eyes

rectum: the innermost and center between the gluteus maximus, the primary source of shitstains and buttnuggets; butthole; fecal exit, excremental departure zone.

itis: an inflammatory disease

FACTS: When hyper-signals originating in the optical and rectal regions of the human anatomy cross at certain points and become snared and start to resonate at unusually high amplitudes, the associated neuro- transmitters merge and the combined signals release an evolutionary combination of fecal-optical gases which then propogate directly to the frontal cortex of the brain. When the fecal-optical gases settle, an unsuspecting victim will often become pissy, negative, impatient and, generally, will exhibit symtoms of being a total scumbag schmegma breath.. especially around trusted friends and family!

General Symtom: A shitty outlook on life.

Don't mess with John today. He is very discontented and angry. His misfortunes and blunders combined with the span of time since his last blowjob, have resulted in a severe case of optirectumitis.

Optirectumitis by John W. Cornett December 30, 2007

optirectalitis 

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.

You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.

optirectalitis by rustyacline May 13, 2009

Optirectumitus 

op-ti-rec-tum-it-us, noun,

1. An ambiguious mental condition which manifests itself by outbursts of negative thinking and behaviours. Experts have hypothesized that the condition peaks whenever neuro-transmitters from the optic nerve cross the path traveled by transmitters from the nerves of the anus or other rectal areas. The most commonly observed symptom is an obvious disposition by the sufferer that includes a severely excremental outlook (shitty-outlook) on life and living.

2. Negative thinking; hopelessness.

Johnny thinks his life is over. He is obviously suffering from a bad case of optirectumitus.

Optirectumitus by John W. Cornett June 11, 2006

optalrectumitis 

Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.

My wife gets optalrectumitis whenever i go out drinking with my buddies.

optalrectumitis by lynn f. opelousas August 10, 2003

opticrectumitis 

The condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a shitty outlook on everything.

My boss jumped on me again for being late. I think he has a bad case of opticrectumitis

opticrectumitis by Doctor LeRoy September 15, 2005

optirectamitis 

Where a nerve in your eye and you ass gets crossed and you get a shitty outlook on life..

That chic has got optirectamitis.

optirectamitis by Critter wRner February 27, 2025

Optirectitis 

The unfortunate event of having your head too far up your ass. Another form of showing extreme ignorance.

That boy just won't learn from his mistakes. He suffers from optirectitis.

Optirectitis by Rabidone1983 October 19, 2017