ontah

-the act of being gay.
-lying
-player
-man hoe.

also.
the act of having man on man butt sex.

man#1-Guess what i did last night?

man #2- what.

man#1- i had ontah with my boyfriend.
=]

ontah by -ontah October 18, 2008

Octahedron-access 

This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.

You may now access the octahedron.

The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?

That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!

Octahedron-access by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017

Worst Case Ontario

The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.

Worst Case Ontario by ChevyChaseTheDragon May 20, 2018

Onatha

A good friend can be funny and caring, has a monster cock, and gets 10/10 girls

Do you see Onatha over there he’s so cute

Onatha by User4206942069 April 23, 2020

Cornwall, Ontario 

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

Cornwall, Ontario by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016

franco-ontarienne 

The feminine version of franco-ontarien.

Franco-Ontariennes have good taste in fashion.

franco-ontarienne by Sahara April 21, 2005

Ontario Plow Truck 

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

Ontario Plow Truck by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016