A small town in south-central Auckland. Filled with hory Maoris and Islanders alike. Lacks funding, trash facilities but at least there's a countdown. Prime spots for hookahs at depot and the dress smart carpark. Enjoy listening to all the crackheads shouting about god on a Saturday and broke asses who ask you for a dollar.

"G talking shit? Hookahs on Onehunga?"
"Yo come then cunt"

Onehunga by Onehunga's Finest June 27, 2021

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Onesha

She is a rare one. One of a kind. Truly a beautiful person inside and out. The elusive Onesha is one that you will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet one. If you do, don't ever let go. She will be the best friend you will ever have. You will be so glad you ever were blessed to know her.

Dude: OMG! I can't believe how lucky I am!

Friend of Dude: Why is that? What happened?

Dude: I met Onesha and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.

Onesha by Onesha's Friend February 6, 2013

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oneshot

Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.

Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?

oneshot by akurokuu August 24, 2006

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Oneasha

A bad bitch, who loves herself. She will be the best, bestfriend you ever had. She will comfort you. And make you smile. She’s not like others. She is loyal, beautiful and one of the best dancers you will ever meet. She can change you life. You will be lucky to meet an Oneasha or date one because she is truly an angel.

I met an Oneasha and I think I’m in Love shes just...Perfect and beautiful.

Oneasha by Emma Meglaro June 7, 2018

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