one eyed trouser snake
one eyed trouser snake by Zach G. November 8, 2003
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One-Eyed Trouser Snake
A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
One-Eyed Trouser Snake by Sekkai December 13, 2003
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A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
one-eyed-trouser-snake by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
charming the one eyed trouser snake
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004
Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake
Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009
Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake
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Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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