2 definitions by Mattie-Louise
A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
A male who is irrisistable to anyone of the female gender. Usually tall dark and handsome, and he usually carries around a large one-eyed-trouser-snake. Beware, a man of this title may cause you to loose all control over your mind and body, as if you were off your face drunk.
Tammy: Wow, Nick is a total Sex God, when I see him I nearly wet myself with excitement!!
Juliette: Oh I know, he makes me ovulate.
Juliette: Oh I know, he makes me ovulate.
by Mattie-Louise April 27, 2009