466 definitions by Jim

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004

34.5

69 for midgets

hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!

by Jim May 16, 2004

punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.

The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.

by Jim May 7, 2003

mofoitk

Acronym for 'Mother Fucker In The Know'

Came about as a result of too much smoking of weed and a poor sense of comedy

Check out mofoitk.com, that shit sucks!

by Jim December 9, 2004

weekins

A week and a half, either ten or eleven days.

"You've missed a lot while you were gone over the weekins."

by Jim July 10, 2005

truckers

n. stimulant pills to keep you awake. derived from truckers choice.

"I took some truckers so I could study 24/7 for exams."

by Jim June 25, 2003

jime

jizz in my eye

by Jim January 16, 2003