Jim's definitions

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

Q45

infiniti's flagship sedan directly competing with the mercedes S class, audi A8, bmw 7 series, etc. the first generation Q (1990-1996) was equipped with a 4.5 liter V8 producing 278 bhp and had an option for a air suspension. the second generation's (1997-2001) engine was downgraded to a 4.1 liter engine producing 266hp and offered xenon headlights. the current Q (2002-present) returns with the 4.5 engine but with more output, 340hp. its also optional with 7 lens xenon headlights, heated and cooled seats, and a rear-mounted camera.

me : yo.
guy: what up?
me : nuthin.
guy: you wanna race?
me : what you got?
guy: 92 lsc. you?
me : 93 q45.
guy: o shit. im outta here.
me : peace bitch.

by Jim April 21, 2005

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

Winky Peepus

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!

by Jim November 26, 2003

talongo

claping, dragging pussy lips

heather has a swaying talongo

by jim February 25, 2005

Call

To lay claim to something or someone, secure right of ownership. A spoken agreement between friends that gives the person calling something rights to the thing/person called, without the other friends interfering.

"Damn that bitch is hot, I call it"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"

by Jim April 7, 2005

wanna fuck

wanna fuck means you see a hotgirl and ask her if she want's to fuck and take off her clothes and and fuck her good and hard untill she Screams.

Jack Asked Stacy and said wanna fuck stacy said yes then they fucked in bed.

by jiM March 12, 2005