466 definitions by Jim
by Jim March 2, 2005
a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.
ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.
by Jim March 8, 2006
by Jim February 17, 2004
Face (n) - How the public as a whole views an individual or group. Having face is having a positive reputation.
What you could have taught me would have saved some face.
The class president lost face when word spread about her abortion.
The class president lost face when word spread about her abortion.
by Jim June 7, 2004
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
by Jim March 9, 2005
by Jim December 22, 2003
Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
by Jim July 19, 2004
