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Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.
'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'
by Jim March 25, 2005
mugGet the Statchmug.

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.
Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!
by Jim June 29, 2006
mugGet the chummuckmug.

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.
J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.
by Jim May 13, 2005
mugGet the stuntmug.

tacojacked

Dude i was tacojacked last night.
by jim April 24, 2005
mugGet the tacojackedmug.

skeg

a male who likes to suck cock
a cock sucker
a man who treats other mens genitalia as if they were lollypops.
Jeez, that guys a real SKEG!

Come and get it SKEG boy!
by Jim August 12, 2003
mugGet the skegmug.

Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.
Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)
by Jim October 27, 2004
mugGet the Upstatemug.

Shivam

A dumb-ass kid who wears his shorts and sandels in the winter.
Why is Shivam wearing his shorts when it is 20 degrees below out?
by Jim November 11, 2003
mugGet the Shivammug.

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