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*drop books on table
signature move of Simon Lo
student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here
*drop books on table by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020
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ass on table
ass on table by Borntwopk December 12, 2013
Dicks On Table
When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
Dicks On Table by qaswe April 29, 2009
Balls land menacingly on table
Balls land menacingly on table by good guy u pls October 18, 2019
Nuts on the Table
A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
Nuts on the Table by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011
dog shit on the table
When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.
No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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